Quotes By Bill Watterson
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
Bill Watterson
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
Bill Watterson
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Bill Watterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Bill Watterson
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Bill Watterson
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
Bill Watterson
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
Bill Watterson
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
Bill Watterson
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
Bill Watterson