Quotes By Bill Watterson

Genius is never understood in its own time.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

It's always better to leave the party early.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.