Monkey Quotes

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.

God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.

When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just having not to be a monkey for a few hours a day. And fulfilling the need to be a man.

Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue - nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us.

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for Socrates.

I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM.

In January of 1995, my family and I moved to Seattle. Pearl Jam did the first of their live radio broadcasts, Monkey Wrench Radio, along with many other Seattle musicians.

As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I've never been afraid of hurting myself or a little physical discomfort.

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.

I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey.

It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.

I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.

I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.

You never monkey with the truth.

The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger.

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you at the same time, it becomes nearly impossible!

I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey.

Most films I've worked on have had large casts, but they've been wonderful people. I think the monkey in Pirates of the Caribbean is the most temperamental costar I've had. It would throw tantrums like you wouldn't believe.

I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.