Me Quotes

Generosity is not giving me that which I need more than you do, but it is giving me that which you need more than I do.

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always.

Something inside of me just said 'Hey, wait a minute, I want to beat him,' and I just took off.

I like Mitt Romney as a person. I think he's a dignified person. But I have no common ground on economics. He doesn't worry about the Federal Reserve. He doesn't worry about foreign policy. He doesn't talk about civil liberties, so I would have a hard time to expect him to ever invite me to campaign with him.

My trust in a higher power that wants me to survive and have love in my life, is what keeps me moving forward.

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. You taught me the game and you taught me how to play it right.

Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire.

My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.

The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay.

I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.

How can I be useful, of what service can I be? There is something inside me, what can it be?

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.

Growing up with the childhood that I had, I learned to never let a man make me feel helpless, and it also embedded a deep need in me to always stick up for women.

I am a Christian. That obliges me to be a Communist.

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will.

Actually, I can't imagine anything more tedious than a perfect person, especially if it was someone who also demanded perfection from me.

God is looking for people to use, and if you can get usable, he will wear you out. The most dangerous prayer you can pray is this: 'Use me.'

If people don't like me for whatever I do, for being me, then that's too bad. I don't want to change to be something that I'm not for other people to like me.

It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do; but what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to do.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

I don't want expensive gifts; I don't want to be bought. I have everything I want. I just want someone to be there for me, to make me feel safe and secure.

I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking."

I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I do not so much rejoice that God hath made me to be a Queen, as to be a Queen over so thankful a people.

Excuse me while I kiss the sky.