Me Quotes

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"

The long time to come when I shall not exist has more effect on me than this short present time, which nevertheless seems endless.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

I don't trust what this life has given me.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Come Fairies, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

I fear my enthusiasm flags when real work is demanded of me.

The game of basketball has been everything to me. My place of refuge, place I've always gone where I needed comfort and peace. It's been the site of intense pain and the most intense feelings of joy and satisfaction. It's a relationship that has evolved over time, given me the greatest respect and love for the game.

A psychologist once told me that for a boy being in the middle of a conflict between two women is the worst possible situation. There's always a desire to please each one.

As a child of God, I am greater than anything that can happen to me.

God made me an Indian.

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me.

The first question which the priest and the Levite asked was: "If I stop to help this man, what will happen to me?" But... the good Samaritan reversed the question: "If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen to him?"

Here I am trying to live, or rather, I am trying to teach the death within me how to live.

The struggle of my life created empathy - I could relate to pain, being abandoned, having people not love me.

I started thinking that if post modernism is about people opening up all their skeletons, I'm going the other way. I don't want anyone knowing anything about me anymore.

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid, one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory.

I like to think my dad was easygoing and kind, and I think some of those things have been passed down. I am like him in a sense of being positive and hopeful. He was compassionate, and I've got a lot of that in me as well.

Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me.

Letting go of things and not being afraid of being ridiculous or over the top - I think that's the main thing for me to work on.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I think that I am better than the people who are trying to reform me.

For me, when I picture the person I want to end up with, I don't think about what their career is, or what they look like. I picture the feeling I get when I'm with them.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know.