Me Quotes

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

When I did the film Generations, in which the character died, I felt like a guest for the first time. That made me very sad.

Difficult times have helped me to understand better than before, how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way, and that so many things that one goes worrying about are of no importance whatsoever.

My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.'

No greater thing is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of grapes or a fig. If you tell me that you desire a fig, I answer you that there must be time. Let it first blossom, then bear fruit, then ripen.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

Compromise and tolerance are magic words. It took me 40 years to become philosophical.

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me.

I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can't trust em.

No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear.

When I can look life in the eyes, grown calm and very coldly wise, life will have given me the truth, and taken in exchange - my youth.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out over the United States of America, when we are anywhere, when we see a group of people, such as this or anywhere, we see Americans. We see human beings. We don't see groups. We don't see victims.

I was told to avoid the business all together because of the rejection. People would say to me, 'Don't you want to have a normal job and a normal family?' I guess that would be good advice for some people, but I wanted to act.

Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.

I have this one little saying, when things get too heavy just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man.

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

Restlessness is discontent and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.

The feeling of not belonging, of not being entirely worthy, of being sometimes hostage to your own sensibilities. Those things speak to me very personally.

My mother taught me to treat a lady respectfully.

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

If thou must love me, let it be for naught except for love's sake only.

But let me perfectly clear, because I know you'll hear the same old claims that rolling back these tax breaks means a massive tax increase on the American people: if your family earns less than $250,000 a year, you will not see your taxes increased a single dime. I repeat: not one single dime.

I don't divide architecture, landscape and gardening; to me they are one.

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.

For me, forgiveness and compassion are always linked: how do we hold people accountable for wrongdoing and yet at the same time remain in touch with their humanity enough to believe in their capacity to be transformed?

It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.