Liars Quotes

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Liars are always most disposed to swear.

You who speak languages, you are such liars.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Anyone who claims to be good at lying is obviously bad at lying. Thus - as a writer myself - I cannot comment on whether or not writers are exceptionally good liars, because whatever I said would actually mean its complete opposite.

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.

The world is not fair, and often fools, cowards, liars and the selfish hide in high places.

The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not.

I don't debate with liars.

If hopes were dupes, fears may be liars.

He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself the accomplice of liars and forgers.

Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

All governments are run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.

Actors are good liars; writers are good liars with good memories.

Liars need to have good memories.

All writers are liars. They twist events to suit themselves. They make use of their own tragedies to make a better story... They are terrible people.

Of all liars the most arrogant are biographers: those who would have us believe, having surveyed a few boxes full of letters, diaries, bank statements and photographs, that they can play at the recording angel and tell the whole truth about another human life.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars.

Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil.

I don't debate with liars.

Popular culture tells you that schools and parents don't know what's going on, the police are dogs, politicians are all liars and scum, and any crime that's not committed by the Mafia is done by the CIA.

I have one major problem with the internet: It's full of liars. There doesn't seem to be any way to answer to people lying about you.

I know how easy it is for one to stay well within moral, ethical, and legal bounds through the skillful use of words - and to thereby spin, sidestep, circumvent, or bend a truth completely out of shape. To that extent, we are all liars on numerous occasions.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

While photographs may not lie, liars may photograph.

Writers, all the good ones, are Natural Born Liars.

Great liars are also great magicians.