Laughs Quotes

The difference between a man of sense and a fop is that the fop values himself upon his dress; and the man of sense laughs at it, at the same time he knows he must not neglect it.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.

It's easy to impress me. I don't need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I'm happy. I'm satisfied. I'm content.

We're not short of movements proclaiming that a different world is possible, but unless we can coordinate them into an international movement, capitalism just laughs at all these little organisations.

To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.

It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.

We still have that same burn, to get that same kind of laughs. So whether the studio wants us to or not, we're going to do it. The money is just a byproduct of coming out with good stuff. Our whole thing is building that rapport with the audience.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.

'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

There's not really much destruction in New York besides the weather and it's a natural force so it's not like any destruction. But LA gets leveled (laughs). That's my comment to Hollywood.

I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.

Craig Nelson who is an actor and is in a show called Coach in the United States. We began to do some improvisational stuff and we used to get laughs and things.

Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.

I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.

In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.

I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.

My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs.

Originally, with all the shows, we went looking for belly laughs.

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.

For me, making the show work was getting belly laughs - like most variety artists. But the straight actor believes you fix your performance in rehearsal and that's it.

I know this is going to sound very self-serving, and I apologize for it, but if you can write comedy, you can pretty much write anything, because it's the hardest. It's the most technically demanding, the most precisely evaluated form of writing. People know if it works or not. There's a big button marked 'fail,' and that's when nobody laughs.

Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway.

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.

I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

Him, who incessantly laughs in the street, you may commonly hear grumbling in his closet.