Quotes By Laurence Sterne

One may as well be asleep as to read for anything but to improve his mind and morals, and regulate his conduct.

Only the brave know how to forgive... a coward never forgave; it is not in his nature.

Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.

Keyholes are the occasions of more sin and wickedness, than all other holes in this world put together.

The most accomplished way of using books is to serve them as some people do lords; learn their titles and then brag of their acquaintance.

There have been no sects in the Christian world, however absurd, which have not endeavoured to support their opinions by arguments drawn from Scripture.

Sciences may be learned by rote, but wisdom not.

People who overly take care of their health are like misers. They hoard up a treasure which they never enjoy.

In all unmerciful actions, the worst of men pay this compliment at least to humanity, as to endeavour to wear as much of the appearance of it, as the case will well let them.

What is the life of man! Is it not to shift from side to side? From sorrow to sorrow? To button up one cause of vexation! And unbutton another!

When the heart flies out before the understanding, it saves the judgment a world of pains.

Respect for ourselves guides our morals, respect for others guides our manners.

Religion which lays so many restraints upon us, is a troublesome companion to those who will lay no restraints upon themselves.

So much of motion, is so much of life, and so much of joy, and to stand still, or get on but slowly, is death and the devil.

God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb.

Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm, nor so vague as not to be understood.

Of all duties, prayer certainly is the sweetest and most easy.

I take a simple view of life. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it.

Of all the cants which are canted in this canting world, - though the cant of hypocrites may be the worst, - the cant of criticism is the most tormenting!

Our passion and principals are constantly in a frenzy, but begin to shift and waver, as we return to reason.

But this is neither here nor there why do I mention it? Ask my pen, it governs me, I govern not it.

An actor should be able to create the universe in the palm of his hand.

I am persuaded that every time a man smiles - but much more so when he laughs - it adds something to this fragment of life.

An English man does not travel to see English men.

Alas! if the principles of contentment are not within us, the height of station and worldly grandeur will as soon add a cubit to a man's stature as to his happiness.

I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me.

Titles of honor are like the impressions on coins, which add no value to gold or silver, but only render brass current.

For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

When a man is discontented with himself, it has one advantage - that it puts him into an excellent frame of mind for making a bargain.

Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.