Laughing Quotes

You know, there's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best.

An interview will seem very sane to me, and I'll find out that the journalist was laughing out of the side of his mouth half of the time.

I can be quite serious sometimes so laughing is key.

In the laughing times we know that we are lucky, and in the quiet times we know that we are blessed. And we will not be alone.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

I'm addicted to laughing. I go to see a lot of comedy shows. I'm addicted to playing really loud and obnoxious rock music in my car. I'm addicted to beautiful clothes and shoes. I just love gorgeous stuff and work hard to acquire pretty things, shiny things. I'm addicted to shiny things!

I always wanted to entertain. When I was six, a scrawny, scrawny kid, I'd get in my red speedo and do muscle moves. I actually thought I was muscular. I didn't know everyone was laughing at me.

I like comedy, I love it very much, I love laughing.

And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.

By laughing at me, the audience really laughs at themselves, and realizing they have done this gives them sort of a spiritual second wind for going back into the battles of life.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.

Laughing is also good for your respiratory system.

I start laughing every time because the media talks to me like I'm finishing my career and I only have one year left and time is running out.

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

The only way to silence a room that's laughing at you is to sort of take over.

If they weren't laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it's better than nothing.

One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all.

I checked myself out in that funeral parlour scene. I saw myself laughing, because there was a shot of Ed and I together and Mary was right in back of us. My head turned from the camera and I saw myself laughing, because Mary was absolutely brilliant in that thing.

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins.

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.

The English race is the best at weeping and the worst at laughing.

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.

Why not provoke some thought and get people talking about things? I like characters that are flawed because we all are. When people break up in a script, you think, Oh, right, there must be tears shed here. But maybe the fact of the matter is that they're both laughing.

I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.

My earlier poems were sadder than my poems are today, perhaps because I wrote them in confusion or when I was unhappy. But I am not a melancholy person, quite the contrary, no one enjoys laughing more than I do.

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

Living is no laughing matter: you must live with great seriousness like a squirrel for example - I mean without looking for something beyond and above living, I mean living must be your whole occupation.

You know when you tell a self-deprecating story at a dinner party, everyone's laughing along with you? But then when someone else repeats that same story at another dinner party you feel they're all laughing at you?