Quotes By Jeanne Calment

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.

I'm not afraid of anything.

I didn't like mundane life.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

I think I will die laughing.

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.

Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.

All babies are beautiful.

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.

I'd like to go to the Moon.

I wait for death and journalists.

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.