Joke Quotes

Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.

Tool of Communist agitators... it's really a joke, isn't it? Because, quite clearly, we are a party of real moderates. It just shows how little they understand.

Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next.

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think.

A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.

Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.