Jerks Quotes

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

It's hard to know exactly how people develop the characters they do. There could be people from humble beginnings that turn into jerks. Some characteristics are just part of that special soul of that human being.

People should realize we're jerks just like them.

You have one big mythology in your favor: Everyone believes that you Europeans are impeccable. But I know you are jerks.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

CEOs can talk and blab each day about culture, but the employees all know who the jerks are. They could name the jerks for you. It's just cultural. People just don't want to do it.

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.

To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap, throw them out. There's peace where there's order.

In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.

I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.

Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.

Public hangings are teaching moments. Every company has to do it. A teaching moment is worth a thousand CEO speeches. CEOs can talk and blab each day about culture, but the employees all know who the jerks are. They could name the jerks for you. It's just cultural. People just don't want to do it.

For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks.

If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, then anyone can do it. It's not that big a deal. And the Eagles! They did it! They severely hated each other. It's just rock and roll.

In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie.

People seem to think that you should be willing to speak to them whether they're jerks or not.

A Poem does not grow by jerks. As trees in Spring produce a new ring of tissue, so does every poet put forth a fresh outlay of stuff at the same season.

I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?