Humor Quotes

All the people who follow me on Twitter know my sense of humor. I sometimes forget the blogosphere will give it more weight than I intended.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.

People come up to me as I leave the stage after a performance and tell me tey saw my mother onstage with me every time I sing. I keep a sense of humor about it.

Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... But if, in addition, I can help move readers to thought and judgment about issues that concern me, so much the better.

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder.

It's very hard to write humor.

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

The rejection that we all take and the sadness and the aggravation and the loss of jobs and all of the things that we live through in our lives, without a sense of humor, I don't know how people make it.

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.

I never worry about people not taking my work seriously as a result of the humor. In the end, the comic's best trick is the illusion that comedy is effortless. That people imagine what he's doing is easy is an occupational hazard.

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.

My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor.

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.

You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.

Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know.

If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.

I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others.

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computer and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.