Humor Quotes

I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that.

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

I'll let you in on a secret: I can't stand Jay Ward. I hate being compared to Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's just a different style of humor.

The secret to humor is surprise.

He was just trying to tease me - I knew that later - but he said he'd have to leave because it wasn't fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really.

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?

Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing.

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.

I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me that all of life has that.

Puns are a form of humor with words.

Both conservatives and liberals watch 'Parks and Recreation,' and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. 'SNL' was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you're talking about.

I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor.

My humor tends to be a little more edgy than is appropriate for 'Twilight,' although I got some in there. That was fun! There's just a tonal difference. For me, storytelling is storytelling. But, I do like writing for grown ups.

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets; you may not find something to laugh about immediately.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair.

I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, they're going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much.

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.