Guy Quotes

Quirky is what a guy would call a girl he doesn't understand.

Maybe if they start playing new rock bands videos, then maybe but there is no point in a guy like me spending 250 grand for a video that no one is ever going to see.

Well when I made my first record I thought it would be a good joke to have me on one side, have the lable say John Fahey on one side, and this guy Blind Joe Death on the other side.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

The one thing that always bothered me when I played in the NBA was I really got irritated when they put a white guy on me.

As far as the girls in my grade, it was always kind of an on-and-off thing. When all this came up, it was kind of hard. My guy friends and my family friends have been so amazing and supportive.

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

You have to love the guy that you play, even if you play the villain, you've got to love him.

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.

The guy has to kill the spider and get the dead mouse outta the pool.

Hockey is a unique sport in the sense that you need each and every guy helping each other and pulling in the same direction to be successful.

If you're looking for the safe choice, you shouldn't be supporting a black guy named Barack Obama to be the next leader of the free world.

I'm an expert witness in a case that's in appeal about a guy who allegedly misappropriated source code from a major, major company - he actually worked there and then apparently they found it on his laptop later.

Whenever you have two characters in a book, whether it's a novel or nonfiction, you run the risk that the reader is going to like one more than the other. They're going to read one chapter and say, 'I can't wait to get back to the other guy.'

It ain't about if he knocks a guy out. It's about how he knocks a guy out. It's the style, the improvisation.

I mean, Chris is, I'm sure, a wonderful guy. But in those days he also very, very late. For all appointments and departures and arrivals and sound checks and anything.

Personally, I'm a V-neck guy.

Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

I'm not really into gourmet food; I'm the kind of guy who just stops by a place that looks good rather than heading for the restaurant of the moment.

I'm a product of good nutrition, cutting edge supplementation and hard training, and I'm an old guy.

Being in the studio is okay but sitting in a room by yourself composing is a discipline that takes a certain type of mind set and Tommy has a great gift for that as did the previous guy.

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

I did have a knack for playing weirdos. There's still sort of this perception of me out there as being this crazy guy.

I've been asked about this constantly, and I compare it to how if you're walking down the street and some schizo guy comes up to you and vomits on you: You wouldn't be hurt by that, you'd just think it's weird.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

How lucky can one guy get? I was a runaway, and then I was in one of the biggest bands in the world. I've sold out every arena. I've sold millions and millions of records.

I was in relationship with a guy who was much older than me - either he was past his prime and I was coming into mine. There was nothing I could do to keep his attention.

I'm a green-tea guy.