Golf Quotes

Obviously it's my second senior event, and I'm tired obviously coming back from the British Open, from surgery, which was priority No. 1, did that successfully, and each week since the British Open I've felt in pretty good control of my golf game.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

I love swimming, tennis, and I am taking up golf. I am not serious about it, I just go to the range and practice. Other than that, I enjoy going to the movies and hanging out with my friends.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous. So would life.

For a competitive junkie like me, golf is a great solution because it smacks you in the face every time you think you have accomplished something. That to me has taken over a lot of the energy and competitiveness for basketball.

It's a piece of property that, if you're going to have a development out here, you need to have a golf course because you need to take care of the effluent water being created by the development.

Golf is about knowledge, and studying another player - more than listening to a teacher - is the best way to get it.

There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice.

Golf is supposed to be fun, but I don't think anything is fun if you're not doing it reasonably well.

I think travel is probably the downside of playing professional golf, but you've got to do it.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.

I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time.

You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.

You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game.

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.

I know the other side. I know what awful golf is.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

And I don't really like golf. I know a lot of English footballers play, but I know that if I go with the club to play, sooner or later I will end up trying to smash the ball with my foot.

I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.

I don't feel badly about that. There's a lot of energy on the golf course. The guys are playing great. I like the pairings in the afternoon. I'm going to take what we've got.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.