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Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

When you're young, it's so easy to get bull-dozed.

These technologies can make life easier, can let us touch people we might not otherwise. You may have a child with a birth defect and be able to get in touch with other parents and support groups, get medical information, the latest experimental drugs. These things can profoundly influence life. I'm not downplaying that.

Not a single time have we gotten a right from Congress or from the President. We get them from God.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.

I could never do stand-up because it's that thing of having to get up on stage. And out of every 10 jokes you tell, nine of them have to get a really good response.

Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

I just worry because I know I say a lot, often. It doesn't bother me, it's more about the people that get affected around me.

Love is easy, and I love writing. You can't resist love. You get an idea, someone says something, and you're in love.

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

I have never been a fan of bond funds. Unlike a direct investment in an individual bond that you can hold to maturity and be assured you will get your principal back (assuming no default), a fund has no finite maturity date and most funds are actively traded.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

I could get away with not taking care of myself as a bachelorette but as a mom I can't.

After all manner of professors have done their best for us, the place we are to get knowledge is in books. The true university of these days is a collection of books.

If I'm nervous, it means I had to work hard to get there, whether it's playing in a tournament or speaking at an event. So I try to stop and be proud of getting to live in that moment.

If God only used perfect people, nothing would get done. God will use anybody if you're available.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give.

But I do not believe that the world would be entirely different if there were more women leaders. Maybe if everybody in leadership was a woman, you might not get into the conflicts in the first place. But if you watch the women who have made it to the top, they haven't exactly been non-aggressive - including me.

The older I get the more wisdom I find in the ancient rule of taking first things first. A process which often reduces the most complex human problem to a manageable proportion.

But I don't think there's any reason to get married again, especially after what I've been through.

It doesn't seem right for anybody to get so much attention.

I don't feel like I need to preach to the world or nothing like that. I just feel like I share what I say, and if listeners get it, they get it. And I never underestimate the audience's ability to feel me.

If you get married, you become vulnerable.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

A lot of us grow up and we grow out of the literal interpretation that we get when we're children, but we bear the scars all our life. Whether they're scars of beauty or scars of ugliness, it's pretty much in the eye of the beholder.