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When you're around me, you're going to get glitter on you.

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

You give before you get.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

If we thought it would improve our relationship, we would get married tomorrow, but as it is, nearly 7 years after we got engaged, we are content to wait.

Books are but waste paper unless we spend in action the wisdom we get from thought - asleep. When we are weary of the living, we may repair to the dead, who have nothing of peevishness, pride, or design in their conversation.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

That's been one of my mantras - focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it's worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.

If and when we get married, only a completely opposite system will prevail.

Christmas is more stressful with present buying and making sure everyone gets included, but Thanksgiving is really not that. I don't ever really get stressed out about the food.

Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them.

You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

My opinion was that if we had a common enemy we should get together commonly.

Never cosign a loan. Once you have cosigned, you cannot get out of it - even on your deathbed.

We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms.

If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done.

Recovery is something that you have to work on every single day and it's something that it doesn't get a day off.

It is no good getting furious if you get stuck. What I do is keep thinking about the problem but work on something else. Sometimes it is years before I see the way forward. In the case of information loss and black holes, it was 29 years.

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

I also paint, draw and I'm into film and photography as well, and the same thing applies to all of them. You're presenting this material to the general public and hoping that they're going to 'get' what you're doing. Some don't, some do.

Most people get a fair amount of fun out of their lives, but on balance life is suffering, and only the very young or the very foolish imagine otherwise.

You don't say to a university professor who is immersed in a particular subject that they should get a life. They are encouraged to enjoy their subject and to pass it on.