Furniture Quotes

I have been black and blue in some spot, somewhere, almost all my life from too intimate contacts with my own furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy.

Give me something to assemble, I won't look at the directions, I'll try to figure it out by myself. It's why I love Ikea furniture.

My father was a very good craftsman. He made furniture, he made silverware and he had an incredible gift in terms of how you can make something yourself.

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

No, I'm so well-known at home I think they think of me like a piece of comfortable furniture that's always been around that they're not going to throw out.

How full of trifles everything is! It is only one's thoughts that fill a room with something more than furniture.

I've been really lucky. When I decided to go to LA I said I was going to quit modelling and just go and see how I do. In the first two weeks I got three movies. I was so excited I had all my furniture shipped out from New York.