Flunked Quotes

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.

I didn't only have a perceptual problem, I was also so nervous and so upset. The process just didn't work. I lost enthusiasm for school and I flunked second grade. The teachers said I was lazy.

College had little effect on me. I'd have been the same writer if I'd gone to MIT, except I'd have flunked out sooner.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Hard to be a physics major at Rice University if you have flunked calculus.

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.

That's correct, I flunked out of high school twice because I couldn't write.

My first degree came years before my second. I had wanted to be a physicist, but I flunked calculus.