Quotes By Robert Byrne

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Prejudices save time.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

To err is human, to purr feline.

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.