Fake Quotes

I only really fake it anymore with sommeliers who are being really snotty to me and I don't want to take their grief and so I try to do something to kind of throw them off or put them on the defensive, even if I don't know what I'm talking about.

The eating of burning brimstone is an entirely fake performance.

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.

Because we're actors we can pretend and fake it, but I'd rather the intimate investment was authentic.

You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.

So many reality shows are scripted and create this fake drama, and it's a bunch of bull. We wanted to do something real and something wholesome and something that's focused on positive family values.

I try not to fake anything.

Well, you know, I have always had an issue with the whole weight thing with people in general because I happen to love how big women look. I mean, it's all a perspective. It's all an opinion, and I think sort of the Rubenesque, voluptuous body is a lot sexier than the boney bag of bones with fake everything.

I have a thing against reality shows. I think they are so fake. I think they are produced before they begin. I think people know where they're going, what they're going to say, what the situation is. These things just don't happen and you know that.

You can't find true affection in Hollywood because everyone does the fake affection so well.

You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.

To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness.

I don't think that you can fake warmth. You can fake lust, jealousy, anger; those are all quite easy. But actual, genuine warmth? I don't think you can fake it.

If the price is very cheap then it's almost certainly a fake.

I don't want to leave people thinking they've merely seen another actor using his same bag of tricks and fake charm.

You can't fake being a star. But you can also become a great personality.

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.

Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.

I've missed London so much for its fashion. No disrespect to the girls in Manchester, but some really do look like clones - there's a lot of hair extensions and fake tans. You're free to experiment down here.

It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah.

I'm a fake intellectual.

It's kind of beating a dead horse if you're talking about going out and saying wrestling's fake, or this or that. People don't want to hear that. They want to hear, they wanted to find an inside story.

I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor, who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its flank was wonderful.

Fake it until you make it.

I'm only 24 so I like to think I'm still close enough to 17 to still remember what it was like. Besides, I could just fake it and get away with it... it's not like there are any teenagers that still read comics.