Fake Quotes

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.

The rarest of all things in American life is charm. We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm that goes under the heading of public relations. Without it, America would be grim indeed.

It's been too many years since I've played live as myself as opposed to in a fake band for a film.

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.

I couldn't believe they were saying I put a horrible fake plastic bosom over scars I was trying to heal and keep it in place with a tight bra, which could stop my blood flow, just so I could fit into my clothes.

Don't we all just really try to fake it well?

There have been at least three other cases in which federal agencies have succeeded in placing fake news reports on television during the Bush presidency. It was a really good tour. It seemed maybe about a week too long.

But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

If it's something that reaches out and grabs me, I want to do it. I have a lot of trouble doing things that don't grab me. So, I'm not a very good actor in that way. I can't fake it.

It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore.

One of the great things about being recognized is that you receive this feedback from people. It is easy to see how sincere people are. It's nothing fake or jive. They're giving sincere appreciation. And it's not that easy to express.

One thing I hate in movies is when the camera starts circling around the characters. I find that totally fake.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

It was a big deal to me to play characters and feel things and connect to somebody in a fake world.

They have been saying for a long time that Iraq made an effort to import active uranium, and my colleague demonstrated the other day that they came to the conclusion that it was a fake document that everybody is relying upon.

I don't think that you can fake warmth. You can fake lust, jealousy, anger; those are all quite easy. But actual, genuine warmth? I don't think you can fake it.

A first kiss is hard to fake on screen. It's tempting to practice before you shoot, but why blow that natural awkwardness on a rehearsal? There's something so beautiful about it that can't be faked.

In our lives in a lot of ways it's all about fake. You've got people wanting things for fake reasons.

I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake doing both of them. But drumming comes more natural to me, and it just feels better.

Nothing is so easy to fake as the inner vision.

Basically, what I'm saying is there is nothing fake about what I do. I'm up-front, I'm real, I'm honest and I'm open with my feelings.

My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

When I was 13 I had a fake Id that said that I was 19. I was getting in all the clubs.

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money.

You fake something until you're good at it.

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor, who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its flank was wonderful.

I feel like a lot of people think of Hollywood as being fake, but it's only perceived that way because it takes 10 people to make someone look the way that they do. In reality, they're there because they are doing what they're passionate about.