Fake Quotes

You can't fake listening. It shows.

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.

If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you'd punch 'em. And you never used the word show. If you used the word show it was an insult.

And besides, I'm so in Dutch with my neighbors here that I thought that was better than getting them all upset with what might be a fake bomb scare where they'd have to clear out the whole neighborhood.

I can't look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can't. I'd rather age.

The thing about television is that you can't fake it. Your sense of discovery must be genuine; you can't pretend to be surprised.

Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.

During a movie, chemistry is so important, and yet they just assume actors can fake their way through it. That doesn't always work.

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.

You have to also provide a video for it, look a certain way and big hair... If you're a woman it's even more strange with fake fingernails and corsets and all this stuff that was big in the 80s.

Santa was a fake.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

It is a very honest world, our work. I think you cannot fake anything.

Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm so popular around the world.

Unless you can fake sincerity, you'll get nowhere in this business.

I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible.

Well, I think in trying to make life seem real enough that one is moved to do something about the more atrocious things. By going really far afield into a completely fake world, maybe there's a chance to make things resonant somehow - or in this case, truly terrifying. To make it as bad as the real stuff that's happening.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

I'm foremost an actor. I feel embarrassed being compared to the guys who really work at it. I fake it, I make believe I know all about it, which is what you're supposed to do as an actor.

One of the reasons I love to jump back and forth between mediums is that film does allow me to be more literal. I can go to the real place. I can go to the Coliseum, and I don't have to fake it.

I don't want to imitate life in movies; I want to represent it. And in that representation, you use the colors you feel, and sometimes they are fake colors. But always it's to show one emotion.

Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.

I'll confess right here that I secretly wish I'd have drawn a strip about a little boy with a fake tiger, going for adventures throughout the universe in spaceships of his imagination.

Anything that consoles is fake.

I never want to fake it. That's my whole thing.

Some people think that the truth can be hidden with a little cover-up and decoration. But as time goes by, what is true is revealed, and what is fake fades away.

You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real.

You can't pretend to be a Sharon Stone or a Marilyn Monroe. You really can't fake that.