Dogs Quotes

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.

My children are all doing just fine. The mountain dogs are great in this weather. The yorkies are freezing.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

As a southerner born after the epic events of the civil rights movement, I've always wondered how on earth people of good will could have conceivably lived with Jim Crow - with the daily degradations, the lynchings in plain sight, and, as the movement gathered force, with the fire hoses and the police dogs and the billy clubs.

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.

I play Xbox. I have a little boy to look after. I have dogs. You know, I have things to do. I would love to be able to sit down and watch something like a movie. I watch my own movies because I have to.

You cannot teach old dogs new tricks.

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

There is something about street dogs, about rescues; they have this knowing sense about them.

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life. I think that is what helped me get the role on 'Lassie', I was comfortable around the dog, where many of the kids were afraid or intimidated by Lassie.

Around my house, I won't even speak to my family unless they first address me by my official Berzerker name, Godred Crovan, Victor of Sky-Hill and Ruler of Man and the Isles. And now that I think of it, that's probably why nobody speaks to me unless it's time to feed the dogs or take out the garbage.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

For instance, it was very rare for anyone there with dogs to allow them into the house.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very sexy I think too in the way they move.

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it was just one of those great lines.

People's attitudes have been changing over the past 15 years, but China is still the world's biggest consumer of dogs.

My feet are dogs.

The more I see of men the more I like dogs.

I've grown up with dogs and love dogs.

The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we're used to that from covering the Grammys.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Popular culture tells you that schools and parents don't know what's going on, the police are dogs, politicians are all liars and scum, and any crime that's not committed by the Mafia is done by the CIA.

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?

I'm at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. I've got my dogs as surrogates, but I'm ready for kids.

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

Let lying dogs sleep is something I always say in reference to the Smiths.