Dogs Quotes

I'm really normal. I play football, go to the beach, drive. We have dogs. I can imagine people calling me a character, but I'm Joe Straight.

You read a script and its based on 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction', and it goes right in the bin.

My saddle horses are my friends. My dogs are my friends.

I love dogs because they're so adaptable.

I'm allergic to dogs, so I couldn't even adopt what gay men typically adopt when they have that maternal gene.

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.

I don't have pets, I have two guard dogs; and I don't do my own shopping; it's a security thing.

I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.

These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

Michael Vick may enjoy watching dogs fight. Someone else may find that repulsive but see nothing wrong with eating an animal who has had a life as full of pain and suffering as the lives of the fighting dogs. It's strange that we regard the latter as morally different from, and superior to, the former.

If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure to get out and be active on Sunday.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

The dogs did bark, the children screamed, Up flew the windows all; And every soul bawled out, Well done! As loud as he could bawl.

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.

I like girls who like the countryside, put on walking boots and can bend with the wind a bit. If you're going to live with me, you need to be able to embrace the countryside and wet dogs.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

I like to take pictures of lots of things: people-such as my nephews, my dogs, and just interesting objects that I see. For instance, I might take a picture of flowers by the side of the road, an old sign or a fence.

In my movies, there has been little to do in the way of animal rights. I have never worked in a movie with animals. No horse-riding, no trained dogs, lions, bears. A few actors, but what could I do? We had to have them.

I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.

I'm impressed with how professional they are and what they can get an animal to do. I mean, dogs and cats - that's one thing. But when you get into the larger animals, that's a different thing all together.

I'm not really sure what I'd like to see people doing more of online, but what I'd like to see less of is the warning signs that not ratifying net neutrality is gonna cause two separate nets: one that the big dogs can afford to be on and the other a ghetto internet that no one goes on. Think FM vs AM radio, or cable vs broadcast TV.

I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street.

Parrots, tortoises and redwoods live a longer life than men do; Men a longer life than dogs do; Dogs a longer life than love does.