Doctors Quotes

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell.

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.

I don't trust doctors. It's not to say there ain't some good ones, but on a general level, no, I wouldn't trust 'em at all.

But I think doctors have always been either honest or dishonest.

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it.

Most allopathic doctors think practitioners of alternative medicine are all quacks. They're not. Often they're sharp people who think differently about disease.

My grandfather would live to see his children become doctors and ministers, accounts and professors.

There were symptoms that I saw, and though I went to many doctors and had many tests, no one diagnosed MS.

When I meet people who say - which they do all of the time - 'I must just tell you, my great aunt had cancer of the elbow and the doctors gave her 10 seconds to live, but last I heard she was climbing Mount Everest,' and so forth, I switch off quite early.

Most of the doctors in the Tunisian administration, especially those in country districts, contracted typhus and approximately one third of them died of it.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

I had gained a greater appreciation of hearing the concerns of woman, doctors, and so many others.

Most allopathic doctors think practitioners of alternative medicine are all quacks. They're not. Often they're sharp people who think differently about disease.

There are some people who're all doctors. Is it genetic?

Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they'll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they'll run for the door. They know better.

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.

In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.

Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

Pay-for-procedure or fee-for-service reimbursement rewards doctors and hospitals for volume - not keeping patients healthy or being efficiency. Pay-for-Performance is clearly one tool that can change the incentives to reward quality.

Most allopathic doctors think practitioners of alternative medicine are all quacks. They're not. Often they're sharp people who think differently about disease.

I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, 'Hey, sorry about the autism, but here's a step-by-step list on what to do next.' But doctors don't do that. They say 'sorry' and move you along.

Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures.

Don't you know this, that words are doctors to a diseased temperment?

I always supported the women I worked with having time off to go to parent-teacher conferences and doctors' appointments or bringing their infants into the office.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

Who shall decide when doctors disagree, And soundest casuists doubt, like you and me?

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.