Doctors Quotes

I'm a terrible patient, and I find that doctors can be very condescending.

Most allopathic doctors think practitioners of alternative medicine are all quacks. They're not. Often they're sharp people who think differently about disease.

Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.

I had gained a greater appreciation of hearing the concerns of woman, doctors, and so many others.

Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.

Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they'll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they'll run for the door. They know better.

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell.

In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.

I don't trust doctors. It's not to say there ain't some good ones, but on a general level, no, I wouldn't trust 'em at all.

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

Pay-for-procedure or fee-for-service reimbursement rewards doctors and hospitals for volume - not keeping patients healthy or being efficiency. Pay-for-Performance is clearly one tool that can change the incentives to reward quality.

My grandfather would live to see his children become doctors and ministers, accounts and professors.

I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, 'Hey, sorry about the autism, but here's a step-by-step list on what to do next.' But doctors don't do that. They say 'sorry' and move you along.

There were symptoms that I saw, and though I went to many doctors and had many tests, no one diagnosed MS.

I always supported the women I worked with having time off to go to parent-teacher conferences and doctors' appointments or bringing their infants into the office.

Most of the doctors in the Tunisian administration, especially those in country districts, contracted typhus and approximately one third of them died of it.

Who shall decide when doctors disagree, And soundest casuists doubt, like you and me?

There are some people who're all doctors. Is it genetic?

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.