Dead Quotes

Imagine people calling you to find out if you're dead. I've led a real crazy life at times, and I've had many strange things happen to me, but that was one of the strangest.

I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.

Napolean is dead - but Beethoven lives.

Men may rise on stepping stones of their dead selves to higher things.

What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

It's kind of beating a dead horse if you're talking about going out and saying wrestling's fake, or this or that. People don't want to hear that. They want to hear, they wanted to find an inside story.

I decided to devote my life to telling the story because I felt that having survived I owe something to the dead. and anyone who does not remember betrays them again.

I look at what I've gone through in my career and I really shouldn't be talking to you now. I should be dead ten times over.

If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist; if God talks to you, you are a schizophrenic.

God wants to father all of us until we're dead sure of his approval, his guiding power and his promise of heaven.

I hope when I'm dead I'll be considered an icon, though.

He knew a lot about his grandparents - and perhaps he feels he's been endowed with abilities to go into people's heads who are long dead - but, to a certain extent, he's making it up.

And Life is Colour and Warmth and Light and a striving evermore for these; and he is dead, who will not fight; and who dies fighting has increase.

The accolades usually come when you're dead or too old to get a job.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

We were the only pulsating creatures in a dead world of ice.

One does not re-light a dead cigarette.

The pros really like all the new people playing poker because they love the dead money; but when the money wins they don't like that very much at all.

Everyone should live to be 92 years old, have an orgasm and drop dead.

If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

If I cry, it's because I'm very angry and I can't do anything about it because I've run into a dead end. That's when the tears would come down.

If you don't have any fight in you, you might as well be dead.

If we'd had another carefree 70's, I'd have been dead. It was a little too carefree, you know? I don't know how carefree they were for me, I think I was worried then, I can't remember what about.

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

Oh my God, Nicole is killed? Oh my God, she is dead?

In the Seventies, a lot of executions via electric chair failed because of technical problems. Seed tells the true story of someone who survived and sought revenge. They buried him alive to make it seem he was dead.

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

The historian must have some conception of how men who are not historians behave. Otherwise he will move in a world of the dead. He can only gain that conception through personal experience, and he can only use his personal experiences when he is a genius.