Dead Quotes

We all live on the same planet, it is our only home, so... we used to rotate crops back in the day and, you know, who cares if you're going to make a profit if everybody's too dead or glowing in the dark to be able to purchase anything.

I write plays for people who wouldn't be seen dead in the theatre.

I was dead inside.

I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.

This season is a lot funnier, not as dark, mainly because, well, she has accepted the fact that she is dead. She knows she cannot go back to where she was when she was alive.

As soon as tradition has come to be recognized as tradition, it is dead.

History not used is nothing, for all intellectual life is action, like practical life, and if you don't use the stuff well, it might as well be dead.

I may neither choose who I would, nor refuse who I dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father.

Should I perchance still feel after my death, I would no longer have any doubt, but I would most certainly give the lie to anyone asserting before me that I was dead.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Perhaps it's more merciful to forget the dead instead of remembering them.

I'd like to see the giant squid. Nobody has ever seen one. I could tell you people who have spent thousands and thousands of pounds trying to see giant squid. I mean, we know they exist because we have seen dead ones. But I have never seen a living one. Nor has anybody else.

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.

You see I don't like to be really too commercial about things but in this business you've just got to be commercial otherwise the films don't make money and you don't make films and as a long as a commodity is selling it's silly to kill it dead.

There is a land of the living and a land of the dead and the bridge is love, the only survival, the only meaning.