Cremated Quotes

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.

Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

In nuclear war all men are cremated equal.

Falling in love is the best way to kill your heart because then it's not yours anymore. It's laid in a coffin, waiting to be cremated.

Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in the Pacific around the island, the rest on the property.