If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks. Cynthia Nelms
If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated. Cynthia Nelms
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.
The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials. Cynthia Nelms
The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. Cynthia Nelms
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research. Cynthia Nelms
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
