Crap Quotes

You've got to stop eating unhealthy crap. You've got to eat vegetables, fruit and lean meat.

I think the rock'n'roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

I love it when Muslims go to war with each other, as I do when the Christians do, because it shows there's no such thing as the Christian world and the Islamic world. That's all crap.

The wisdom of crowds works when the crowd is choosing the price of an ox, when there's a single numeric average. But if it's a design or something that matters, the decision is made by committee, and that's crap. You want people and groups who are able to think thoughts before they share.

I've been working some really long hours for the last five or six years. Anybody who works on series television knows, and especially women because women spend probably two hours more than the guys with all their hair and makeup crap.

Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.

There may be a new album, and there may not. Right now, we're encouraging bootlegging because there have been some great live things that ended up on the Internet. Rather than try to stop it, we like it. If nobody gave a crap about you, they wouldn't bother to bootleg you.

We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it's the only place it's played in the world.

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

AIDS is an absolutely tragic disease. The argument about AIDS' being some kind of divine retribution is crap.

When you think you're good, you will play at that level. If you doubt yourself, you will play like crap.

I always assume I look better than I actually do. I'll feel pretty good about myself when I leave the house, then I'll see a picture and think, 'Crap, I had no idea that's what I was looking like.'

The art schools... you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap. I think they believe every bit of it.

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

Being a woman is really crap.

There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see crap movies.

With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly, remotely attractive. But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special. I'm not a yoga and health girl. I don't exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails.

You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there.

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

So I don't really have much rivalry, or if there is any, I don't really know anything about it. Because, you know, I'm not around girls like that. The friends I have in the business, I'm always really happy for them. I think we're always happy for each other. That sounds crap, but it's true.

You made a lot of mistakes, and you wrote a lot of crap. But it was all part of the learning process.

The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.

They amaze me most of those remixes. Some of them are crap. But every time I complain, someone comes up and says they are for a different market that you don't understand. Some of the New Order ones are really great, though.

So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.

I always thought communism was crap, really.

In North Carolina nobody bothers us; we're all about concentrating on the work or our auditions that we're trying to get a flight out for. So all that crap is not something that I'm confronted with on a daily basis.

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it. That's why I say one of the most valuable traits is persistence.

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.