Crap Quotes

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

Being a woman is really crap.

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly, remotely attractive. But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special. I'm not a yoga and health girl. I don't exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails.

You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there.

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

So I don't really have much rivalry, or if there is any, I don't really know anything about it. Because, you know, I'm not around girls like that. The friends I have in the business, I'm always really happy for them. I think we're always happy for each other. That sounds crap, but it's true.

You made a lot of mistakes, and you wrote a lot of crap. But it was all part of the learning process.

The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.

There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see crap movies.

So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.

I always thought communism was crap, really.

In North Carolina nobody bothers us; we're all about concentrating on the work or our auditions that we're trying to get a flight out for. So all that crap is not something that I'm confronted with on a daily basis.

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

They amaze me most of those remixes. Some of them are crap. But every time I complain, someone comes up and says they are for a different market that you don't understand. Some of the New Order ones are really great, though.

You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it. That's why I say one of the most valuable traits is persistence.

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.

I was very much fascinated with the technology we had that we could edit in the computer our compositions, but all the sounds that were available on the market were crap.

I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing without it.

I want to say 90% of stuff out there is just crap that got made. The main point is that it got produced.

The world of this is a load of crap. You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic.