Bite Quotes

We may have limped onto Broadway as the underdogs, but underdogs bite back occasionally.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.

Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell.

In business, the competition will bite you if you keep running, if you stand still, they will swallow you.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

Well, sometimes if I go out to dinner with my family, people will come up to me and put their hand across my plate for me to shake, sometimes when I have a bite of food in my mouth. I find this a bit disturbing.

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly, remotely attractive. But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special. I'm not a yoga and health girl. I don't exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails.

No performer should attempt to bite off red-hot iron unless he has a good set of teeth.

The belief is growing on me that the disease is communicated by the bite of the mosquito... She always injects a small quantity of fluid with her bite - what if the parasites get into the system in this manner.

The snake will always bite back.

I'd like to find someone to procreate with - as sexy as that sounds. If you're out and about and fit the description, come up and say hi. I won't bite. Well, maybe a little, if you're lucky.

Bite us once, shame on the dog; bite us repeatedly, shame on us for allowing it.

It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.

I just tend to do things to myself that I don't realize I'm doing. Sometimes I bite my lip so that it splits and hurts, and yet I can't stop. And sometimes I'd play shows on the last run, I'd scratch my neck while I was singing, and I'd horrified to see these red streaks of blood after.

So many self-help ideas are like meringue - you take a big bite, and there's nothing there.