Bald Quotes

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloated bellies and bald heads, that's malnutrition, too.

If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.

At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.

I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it helped. When I was too young to play real character parts, they mistook me for older because of the bald noggin. I got juicy roles right from the start.

I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there.