Bald Quotes

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.

If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.

At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it helped. When I was too young to play real character parts, they mistook me for older because of the bald noggin. I got juicy roles right from the start.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there.

I'm real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I'm completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly.

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles.

I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.

The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.