Would Quotes

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

There are Tea Parties, and I would say plural, in California.

Those thinkers who cannot believe in any gods often assert that the love of humanity would be in itself sufficient for them; and so, perhaps, it would, if they had it.

If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare.

And as the hour approached for the execution, in his own mind, Collins became both the executioner and the victim. He would pace up and down, transformed in almost a kind of exorcism when he knew he was responsible for taking someone's life.

I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood.

Ancient recipients of instant news probably couldn't do very much about it, for instance. Xerxes would still need three months to get his army together, and he might not get home for years.

I don't think Romney is wacky at all, but religion makes intelligent people say and do wacky things, believe and affirm crazy things. Left on his own, Romney would never have said something like the Garden Of Eden was in Missouri, and will be again.

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.

Clothes if they are not well cut, you can kill nobody. A building poorly built can kill people. It's a much more difficult work. I would not compare myself with that.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Just as the performance of the vilest and most wicked deeds requires spirit and talent, so even the greatest demand a certain insensitivity which under other circumstances we would call stupidity.

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.

I've always been under the impression that it would be such a bummer to be in a peaceful place like Hawaii or the tropics and be stressed about catching waves.

I had no idea that mothering my own child would be so healing to my own sadness from my childhood.

The success I have achieved in bodybuilding, motion pictures, and business would not have been possible without the generosity of the American people and the freedom here to pursue your dreams.

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?

I don't get to do as much sightseeing as I would like to.

I would be the most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.

I'm not sure what I think about current fashion, though. A few years ago, I would have said it's really, really bad and you hardly ever see anybody looking good. There must be some very good designers in the world.

When I was trying to impress Kate I was trying to cook these amazing fancy dinners and what would happen was I would burn something, something would overspill, something would catch on fire and she would be sitting in the background trying to help, and basically taking control of the whole situation, so I was quite glad she was there at the time.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

I want it said of me by those who knew me best, that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower where I thought a flower would grow.

Only a liberal senator from Massachusetts would say that a 49 percent increase in funding for education was not enough.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.

Never be discouraged. If I were sunk in the lowest pits of Nova Scotia, with the Rocky Mountains piled on me, I would hang on, exercise faith, and keep up good courage, and I would come out on top.

The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers.