Waiters Quotes

Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants?

I don't like grand restaurants or kowtowing waiters. I don't need that kind of attention and I don't want it.

I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so irritating when I see people being rude to waiters, like, it makes me want to slit their throats! Like, really? You're really this inconsiderate?

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best game. And these guys, they'd let me play. And they were black guys.

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

The economic dimension is very clear. I was at a dinner party, a mother got up, who's a very distinguished scientist, and said she had to get home and help her daughter with her homework. The two waiters, their faces changed. They were working their second jobs, they couldn't get home to help their kids with homework.