Vatican Quotes

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

Rush Limbaugh, we expect nonsense from him. But the Vatican, that's another story. When the Vatican is so threatened that it launches attacks on nuns, well, you know what they say in politics, a hit dog hollers.

Even the most radical Islamic terrorist would not want to see the revered holy city of Medina go up. It would be like losing the Vatican in Rome.

Before Vatican II, in theology, as in other areas, the discipline was fixed. After the council there has been a revolution - a chaotic revolution - with free discussion on everything. There is now no common theology or philosophy as there was before.

Vatican II was a force that seized the mind of the Roman Catholic Church and carried it across centuries from the 13th to the 20th.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

The Vatican takes your breath away.

Vatican II declares the Church... as necessary for salvation.

It was the basilica of gossip, the Vatican of inside dope.

The Vatican is a dagger in the heart of Italy.

I think if the Vatican is smart, someday they'll collect my work.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

There is a very well-defined procedure that allows the Vatican to raise issues with a particular theologian about something that does not appear in conformity with the Catholic faith. It is not always easy to make this determination.