Undertaker Quotes

My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.

I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow.

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.

Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.