Thinks Quotes

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal.

I've only been in one fight in my whole life... in 7th grade, yet everyone thinks I'm a maniac.

I would say I think Jason is going to lose and Freddy will win. I don't know why. I just feel that Freddy is more maniacal and thinks more than Jason does.

When the script for 'The Wrestler' kept coming to me I said, This movie is so good if you put me in the film as a wrestler people are going to say, 'No credibility, Hulk Hogan isn't a good actor,' whatever Hollywood thinks of me.

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.

When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!

Let a bill, or law, be read, in the one branch or the other, every one instantly thinks how it will affect his constituents.

I believe with all my heart that civilization has produced nothing finer than a man or woman who thinks and practices true tolerance.

Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it.

Obviously, I'm at the beginning of my career, contrary to what anyone else thinks. I'm 19 years old. In any other country, everywhere else, you're a prospect. And that's what I am right now in Europe. I'm a prospect. I'm not a seasoned veteran.

Tobacco companies are legally operating entities in Australia. If the Government thinks that they should not make donations to political parties, well then they should ban them operating as legally structured entities in Australia.

I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.

I wish to Christ I could make up a really great lie. Sometimes, after an interview, I say to myself, 'Man, you were so honest - can't you have some fun? Can't you do some really down and dirty lying?' But the puritan in me thinks that if I tell a lie, I'll be punished.

Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!

Everybody always thinks the grass is always greener.

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.

I feel sorry for the man who marries you... because everyone thinks you're sweet and you're not.

In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

What anybody else thinks about you is really of no consequence. It's what you think of yourself.

Every label thinks, when they sign someone, 'This is the perfect pedigree to sign. They're cute, they can sing, they can dance, et cetera.' And they say to the public, 'Here, this is what you're gonna like.' But you might say, 'No, I don't like that!' You'll probably say 'no' many more times than you'll say 'yes!'

Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.

A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all.

Shirley Valentine is a beautiful character and so well written. What Shirley speaks and thinks is so logical.

When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!

Let's choose today to quench our thirst for the "good life" we thinks others lead by acknowledging the good that already exists in our lives. We can then offer the universe the gift of our grateful hearts.

Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

If I thought of myself as a movie star, I'd be an idiot. I don't know anyone who thinks like that. I don't even know movie stars who think like that.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.

When they say you're the best, I always remember that the majority of the audience probably thinks someone else should have gotten the award.