Them Quotes

I love my family very much. I wish I could see them a little more often than I do. But we understand because we're a show business family and we all work.

Beliefs have the power to create and the power to destroy. Human beings have the awesome ability to take any experience of their lives and create a meaning that disempowers them or one that can literally save their lives.

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

And I'd like to give my love to everybody, and let them know that the grass may look greener on the other side, but believe me, it's just as hard to cut.

Americans are very friendly and very suspicious, that is what Americans are and that is what always upsets the foreigner, who deals with them, they are so friendly how can they be so suspicious they are so suspicious how can they be so friendly but they just are.

I conceive that the great part of the miseries of mankind are brought upon them by false estimates they have made of the value of things.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

'Tis not enough to help the feeble up, but to support them after.

Let us carefully observe those good qualities wherein our enemies excel us; and endeavor to excel them, by avoiding what is faulty, and imitating what is excellent in them.

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.

Julia progresses from cradle to grave, showing how government makes every good thing in her life possible. The weak economy, high unemployment, falling wages, rising gas prices, the national debt, the insolvency of entitlements - all these are fictionally assumed away in a cartoon that is produced by a president who wants us to forget about them.

Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get victory, sometimes, but they never get good will, which would be of more use to them.

I feel that everyone has a Hulk inside, and each of our Hulks is both scary and, potentially, pleasurable. That's the scariest thing about them.

A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.

Just in general, any government throughout history hasn't really wanted its people to be educated, because then they couldn't control them as easily.

Compliments cost nothing, yet many pay dear for them.

When small men attempt great enterprises, they always end by reducing them to the level of their mediocrity.

Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys. If he counted them up as he ought to, he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it.

The people will save their government, if the government itself will allow them.

There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration.

If you pick the right people and give them the opportunity to spread their wings and put compensation as a carrier behind it you almost don't have to manage them.

What an artist is trying to do for people is bring them closer to something, because of course art is about sharing. You wouldn't be an artist unless you wanted to share an experience, a thought.

We may have found a cure for most evils; but we have found no remedy for the worst of them all, the apathy of human beings.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

There are three schoolmasters for everybody that will employ them - the senses, intelligent companions, and books.