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I could not do what I do, and teach a class, and never miss a deadline, never be late for anything if I was a lush, OK? I would really love to read a piece that said, 'He is not a lush.' That would be fabulous, it would be a first, I could show it to people and say, 'Look!'

We don't want to show our hand to the fan base or give up too much too early.

In my own defense, I wrote a one-man show, and that to me was more where I fit.

So it just goes to show you that it was always the Hells Angels first. They were the originals and all other clubs try and imitate what the Hells Angels have already done.

When I look back at The Judy Garland Show, I have such mixed feelings. It broke my mother's heart when they canceled it.

There are times in show business when you work so much you think you will pop your cork, and then suddenly you can't find any work.

Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night.

Chelsea Morning is a great Joni Mitchell song and I guess I'm partial to her lyrics because they show me a slightly different perspective on life.

I think one of the most difficult challenges in show business is the challenge of longevity and to constantly realize and reveal what's already been there - like doing stage and singing and dancing in New York. I haven't been that far out of my comfort zone in a while.

I'd always done family-friendly stuff. I wanted to do a film where I could show my darker side and make people uncomfortable.

I've never been on a TV show for more than a season and you have to continually keep it interesting and you have to keep it connected, even as you change.

It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here.

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.

The political system loves the extremes, it doesn't so much show a lot love for the moderates.

When I was a kid of six or seven, I used to get up on the stove woodpile for a stage and I'd put on the wildest show.

The least I can do is show Medgar I still care. And Martin.

I love my family very much. I wish I could see them a little more often than I do. But we understand because we're a show business family and we all work.

The thing the sixties did was to show us the possibilities and the responsibility that we all had. It wasn't the answer. It just gave us a glimpse of the possibility.

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.

And if there's anything movies can do in a way that I just love, and I love as an audience is, "Show me something I don't know about. Show me something I haven't seen."

Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback.

I don't think that they know fully what's happening with Miss Match so therefore I don't know how many more if any, if the show's even gonna keep going.

A lot of places I go are dangerous, like Tel Aviv or Rio, but that never stops me from going there and putting on a show. I have good security. I don't worry about that.

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, "Where? What?" and turn away.

Both conservatives and liberals watch 'Parks and Recreation,' and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. 'SNL' was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you're talking about.

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

Regrettably, people today don't watch many programs that actually teach people how to cook, so I agreed to do a competitive show that I think will provide inspiration.

There are a lot of things that are personally uncomfortable to show, especially me without makeup and completely bloated or crying. But I've realized that it's time for me to show my audience that you don't have to be perfect to achieve your dreams.

It is hard to know how many people do, but given that the people are so docile towards the rulers, nowadays, very few Americans show the passion for freedom that our forefathers had.

And I will show that nothing can happen more beautiful than death.