Rheumatism Quotes

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

The joint lubrication was not what it was when I was competing, and I decided that not having arthritis or rheumatism for the rest of my life was a lot more important to me than returning to the track.

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.