Psychiatrist Quotes

And hey-the psychiatrist in the show is Italian also. So people are going to focus on what they want to focus on. There's not much you can do about that.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

You take the cards you're dealt. I'm now ferociously healthy in body and mind. You couldn't pay me to go near a psychiatrist again. Stopping seeing them was my first step to getting well.

When I was very young I wanted to be a professional horseback rider. Then I wanted to be a pop singer. Then I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Then I wanted to be a movie director.

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.

My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

'The Mark' I played a psychiatrist. And in the '50's everybody went to a psychiatrist because if you didn't, you'd have nothing to talk about at cocktail parties.

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

I'm not a psychiatrist.

I had to work with a psychiatrist.

No, originally I thought that writing articles would keep me from having to see a psychiatrist, but I became even more depressed as a result.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

I said I would never go to a psychiatrist, and I spent much of my life in psychoanalysis.

Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.

I read a book recently by a psychiatrist who was able to interview a few serial killers and she had a thesis on how you could figure these people out. And she thinks that there are things that could tell you whether someone has the potential to do that.

If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do it by being purged in a psychiatrist's office.

I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr. Jackson, whole pieces are missing. I don't understand what happened to me.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

You're not a nutcase if you want to go see a psychiatrist.

From the time I was 16 and I had my own checking account, you'd think most young women would run out and buy clothes. No, I ran out and got myself a psychiatrist!

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist.