Pretend Quotes

I could lie and pretend that I hunt and camp, but that wouldn't be me. Clothes? Shopping? That's stuff I like!

There are Anarchists in other parts of the world who are unable to, comprehend the position of the Spanish Anarchists. I do not pretend to censor these Anarchists.

I always pretend like I'm nervous no matter what. I try to fall asleep.

Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.

The past is what you remember, imagine you remember, convince yourself you remember, or pretend you remember.

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.

The sum and substance of female education in America, as in England, is training women to consider marriage as the sole object in life, and to pretend that they do not think so.

My former bullies pay extra to come backstage and meet me after shows, and I pretend not to know them in front of their friends. It is the most divine pleasure to exact the revenge of the brutalized child that resides within.

A lot of my audience are in their 50s. But they want me to pretend to continue to be pretending.

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it.

I trained as a theater actor and you had a bare stage and you had to pretend, one prop and you are in the middle of 8th Ave. and traffic is just going by.

I am not an angel and do not pretend to be. That is not one of my roles. But I am not the devil either. I am a woman and a serious artist, and I would like so to be judged.

When you have spent an important part of your life playing Let's Pretend, it's often easy to see symbolism where none exists.

I ever will profess myself the greatest friend to those whose actions best correspond with their doctrine; which, I am sorry to say, is too seldom the case amongst those nations who pretend most to civilization.

You have to pretend to live in those clothes that they lived in, to live within the climate that they had then. You have to imagine with the help, obviously, of all the other technicians that are around - the writer, the director, the other actors.

When you put on the suits, when you pretend you're honest and you're robbing at a far higher level, these guys deserve to... well, to be in my novels, and I have special fates reserved for them.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

There is a lot of absurdity sometimes, not just in Mormonism but often in other religions that want to pretend that no bad happens in their church, rather than taking care of what bad does happen.

Let's not pretend that abortion isn't about the mass slaughter of innocents.

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.

I work on a laptop specifically so I can work in cafes and pretend I'm part of the human world.

My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.

Rare is the human being, immature or mature, who has never felt an impulse to pretend he is some one or something else.

People often become actresses because of something they dislike about themselves: They pretend they are someone else.

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.

The Church does not pretend to be scientists. It teaches based upon what science tells it.

Well, I would definitely give up performing... But I would still sit down in an office and pretend to write with Dawn, even if we never produced anything, because it's just hilarious. I would miss that.

The monsters of our childhood do not fade away, neither are they ever wholly monstrous. But neither, in my experience, do we ever reach a plane of detachment regarding our parents, however wise and old we may become. To pretend otherwise is to cheat.