Pens Quotes

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

Not only are Christians writing about Jesus, but also Communists, Jews, atheists and agnostics are taking up their pens to paint a portrait of Jesus.

We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard.

Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.

My two fingers on a typewriter have never connected with my brain. My hand on a pen does. A fountain pen, of course. Ball-point pens are only good for filling out forms on a plane.

We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.

Rarely do pens go dry in restaurants.

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time.

I always carry lots of stuff with me wherever I roam, always weighted down with books, with cassettes, with pens and paper, just in case I get the urge to sit down somewhere, and oh, I don't know, read something or write my masterpiece.

Let me pose you a question. Can farm-raised salmon be organic when its feed has nothing to do with its natural diet, even if the feed itself is supposedly organic, and the fish themselves are packed tightly in pens, swimming in their own filth?