Obituaries Quotes

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.

I had real plans for my next decade and felt I'd worked hard enough to earn it. Will I really not live to see my children married? To watch the World Trade Center rise again? To read - if not indeed write - the obituaries of elderly villains like Henry Kissinger and Joseph Ratzinger?

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

It's like obituaries, when you die they finally give you good reviews.