Milk Quotes

Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

Like most North Americans, I'd been raised on the notion that milk is the first food, and everybody must like it because it's so good and so important for growing up and for being healthy.

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.

There is no sense in crying over spilt milk. Why bewail what is done and cannot be recalled?

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.

My first job was in sixth grade, sweeping the clay tennis courts at the yacht club near my house, which I was not a member of. Always had to pay my own rent. But I don't really have any concept of how money works. I don't know how much things cost. Like a BMW. Or a quart of milk. It's embarrassing.